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[Aug. 13th, 2008|11:04 am] |
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Some people have alarm clocks that beep, some that buzz, some that turn on music.
I have one that never knocks when she comes in, yells at me to get up, leaves the door open when she leaves, makes loud noises in front of the door, yells more, calls my name, yet doesn't reply when I shout 'What?!?' back at her. She tries to guilt me out of bed. And takes the covers with her, pokes me, prods me, sits on me (and she's not light when she's on my stomach), bounces on me, lets the dogs into my room, tries to get them to lick me, bark at me, and hop on me.
And that's only in the first fifteen minutes. When you've only had a couple hours sleep, that doesn't get through your head.
Then when she sees that, it starts all over again. Wash, rinse, repeat.
All I wanted was fifteen minutes of unadulterated, sequential, blissful silence to try to sleep. Miraculously, she went away. A minute later, I learn she's left the door open, still has the dogs howling, is banging around as if I should be guilty. I try to ignore it, and then everything starts to fade. Finally, blissful silence. Next thing I know, she's yelling my name. I looked at the clock.
It was only 7 out of 15 minutes. And I didn't have to be anywhere!
I hate waking up.
Especially to my demonspawn Mother of an alarm clock. Demonspawn, I tell you. |
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